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Dog helps himself to pot in Seattle park, stoned for hours

“His eyes were kind of glossed over, very out of touch, I mean, he didn’t seem to recognize me at first,” Nestor Waddell said. “When he was trying to walk, he was looking at his paw, and then looking at the ground and then trying to get his paw to reach the ground, but was unsuccessful.”

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Man reportedly biking around Salem, grabbing female butts

[google cached version, they caught him]
Someone is bicycling around Salem grabbing butts and taking off.

A white, teenage male pedaled around grabbing women young and old on the butt and fleeing, Salem police said.

Good to see that weird stuff doesn’t just happen in Portland.